G4Y NIGG3RZ FROM OUTERSPACE

IM THE BIGGEST GAYEST BABBY IN THIS BITCH

I CUM FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
I'M FULL OF CUM AND THUNDER

I PLAY LEAD QUITAR
FORGET ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND AND FUCK MY ASS

Amount of times I came within 5ft of Kenny's Chihaya Figure
twentyish