Laugh Lines

It was a cold winter day in the middle of June 2004 when Kenny exclaimed to the group of the mild depression his laugh lines caused him. To this day, not a single soul had ever noticed said lines on his face, but to his own demise, Kenny had forever turned his own misery into a re-occuring joke with in the group, one that would haunt him for the rest of his years. (About 6 years to be exact since the tarot cards said he had fucking 10 years left to live 4 years ago)

The Mystery of Kenny's Age
Many of us wonder, exactly how old Kenny really is. Appearence show's to be around sixteen years of age, but other physical attributes greatly contradict his exterior appearance.

Kenny's Semen
It is a wide known fact that Kenny's semen is a rather peculiar specimen. While regular semen is a clearish white, Kenny's semen is a rather unfortunate brown color, but most peculiarly has a set of black outlines, a trait that does not occur in humans until atleast the age of 200.