If i live another day, would you forgive me

It All began, the day after it ended. Which is weird, because my birthday was five days ago, I got a bucket of chiken wings left out in the sun, it reminds me of my past.......which is also weird cause my past didnt have any black people in it

Chapter 1: The day my life began anew
It was tuesday, of course it was tuesday, Friends were laughing and having a good time unknowingly awaiting a horrible event, in a matter of seconds, i unload EVERYTHING

Chapter 2: Love, loss, and my redemption
It all stemmed from my childhood, i looked at my father and said

"No dad please, i dont want to go"

and my dad said

"No you have to"

and i said

"But why?"

and he said

"Just leave or ill bake you a pie "

and i said

"I hate pie"

and he said

"I love you.......not heres a pie faggot i will lick your family including myself and you and your mom, and your cousin, and family's family, and all of your homework and noel's girlfriends family's heirloom, that i secretly hid inside your rectum when you were a small child at the age of 14 "

and then i said

"Ok"

The moment i said ok, i awoke from a bad acid trip, that whole situation was weird, i never had a dad i was born asexually through a test tube in my cousins vagina while she was 10 months pregnent with my uncle, now your probably wondering, did she get pregnant by my uncle or is she giving birth to my uncle, the answer is simply it was both plus my grandfather, to complicate matters further, my cousins sexuality is male so the whole situation just really defies the logic of most conventional forms of sexual reproduction, anyhow the moral of the story dreams do come true

==Chapter 3: Life is like a long winding dream that never ends, unless you die of cancer or some shit, in that case you are fucked, cause i mean, shit dude, my parent were both diagnosed and died of cancer 13 months before i was born, it was really hard growing up in the mean streets of Amsterdam, Holland. I grew up with an abusive owner, who treated me like shit. She would never take me out to play, she would also lock my away in the attic with her smelly family, one day i started barking so loud at her yelling to my hearts breaking point of how much i just wanted to play, when a pack of really well dressed germans broke in and saved me, they took her away from me to a camp where she could to concentrate on taking care of pets or something, i dont know, i got kind of high near the end there. but yeah thats how i avoided cancer.== This one time i went to taco bell and ate like 3 tacos, they tasted good

Chapter 4: he who semtl it, probably had something to do with the columbine shooting
I remmember that dark day, that day where all those college kids got shot, it was the day this pack of muffins i bought expired and ate some mold off it, not the muffin mind you, just the mold, i dont know why i did it, i just did. Good times.....good job.....A+....A++ cherry on top.......you get a sticker.......im proud of you son.......Huh daddy your proud of me?......No son i was just lying get the fuck out of here or ill make yopu eat that pie.....