Noel Leopold

                      "Shut up, I dont care"

Bioware
NOel is a french man from el salvidore, texas who come into the country rafting in on a boat made entirely out of kenny betz's frozen semen, due to the flamibility of said semen his ship burned in a matter of

milli-seconds right off the coast, ultimatly resulting the the contamination of the gulf coast also known as the BP oil spill.

fagcts about noahl
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Mike:  (narration)  Hi I'm Mike and I'm a quiet guy. People would look at me sometimes like as if I am a loser, a creeper, shy or anything negative pretty much. People just need to get to know me okay? Why do people have to jump to conclusions? Its getting annoying, but I have no other choice but to deal with it. Maybe it had to do with me being the new guy at the school. What is really wrong with me? I am too confused.

Mike is found walking fast because he has to make it to his English class. He finds a girl that is struggling with a heavy backpack. Feeling weak, the girl falls. Mike was able to save her because of his ninja skills lol.

''Mike:  Whoa you alright there?   ''

''Lauren:  Yeah thank you, that box was a little too heavy and I feel a bit light-headed. ''

Mike:  H''ere I will carry this for you. ''

''Lauren:  No you don't need to. I'll be fine.   ''

Mike: '' I insist, you shouldn't stress yourself. Now where are you headed off to? ''

''Lauren:  I'm going to B123. ''

Nike: '' I'm headed there too! We have the same English teacher. ''

Lauren:  ''Oh really? I knew you looked familiar. ''

Nike:  ''Yeah I'm Mike, I sit at the middle of the classroom. ''

Lauren:  Oh right! I'm Lauren, and I sit at the front of the classroom. The two walk together to class chatting on the way over.

''Lauren:  So are you new to this school? ''

''Nike:  Yeah and I already feel like I'm some sort of loser. ''

''Lauren:  Oh don't feel like that. I'll be your first friend'''. '

Nike:  ''Oh thanks a bunch! ''

Lauren: '' Its great to meet new friends. ''

Nike:  ''Oh yeah definitely. I came from Florida because my parents wanted to move back to here in Illinois a long time ago. I just started attending here this spring semester. ''

Lauren:  ''Sounds good, I just started here too. I lived in Illinois for my whole entire life though. Did you move back to your old home or something? ''

Nike: '' Nah I used to live in Buffalo Grove. Then I moved to Florida for a very complicated family reason. ''

Lauren:  ''Oh I see, where do you live now? ''

Nike: '' I live in Grayslake now, where do you live? ''

Lauren: '' Libertyville. ''

Noke: ''Oh  that's nice. ''

Noke and Lauren continue to talk to each other as they walk to class when a army of gimp suited midgets ram into the school with a Goat the size of hellen keller wearing a aprin when she found out the jews were no longer sterile.

Lauren: OH NO!

Noke: Youre right we're late for class

Noke and lauren enter their classroom in a hurry covered in blood, semen, and other condiments

Professor Lee H. oswald: Why were you two so late

Noke and Lauren: quarantine

Professor lee H. oswald: alright then take your seats, Alright students open your textbook open to page 6, and suddenly something crashed through the window, it was a bird the size of a ant, and in its beak was something that looked similar to my hand.

Lauren: Nike you need to pay for that signurature Kewnneth betz the 3rd spermian shine or youl get arrested like brenton does on wensday.

Professor lee H oswald: Is that a bird, is that a star, no its I dont know make something up, what no, were on a desert island

''Noke: And when i opened a up my Textbook i realized my arm was lightter than a fly and when i turned to look it was a elephant trying to seduce a mouse. They hate mice but they love it.''

Lauren: that was a fun day at bandcamp

Noee: Dont touch me you whore

The Fonz: EEEEHHHHHHH

Noee: I agree mate

''Lauren and Noee walk back to their school in the night........ to finish their promise''

Noee: Dad stop beating me

Dad: i cant, My power tools broke the other day so i have to use you to oil my power wrench Oh i love me that fried chicken

All of the sudden Garfiled came

Chapter 2: Oh dude uh w how do you get to nathon's story
As i walked up to the girl with a pipe sticking out of her throat, i say:

Why! why! Why is my kitchen empty with no food.

Chapter 5:
Lauren: I need help i cant kill them all

Noel: Oh my god what the fuck are we doing, what the fuck am i doing

Lauren: Well that was fun

Noel: I Agree

Chapter: barbecue


Lauren: NO NOEL DONT USE THE GIGA SEMEN CUM DUMPSTER!!!!



Lauren: IF YOU DO THIS IT WILL KILL YOU      ''

Lauren: Farewell Noel-sama