The bathroom sink

You chose the sink,now there is only one option, to become one with the sink

You belly flop into the drain, the slimy sludge encoding the pipes make it a slippery as a slide in north dakota. ''You know that one when we were kids we went to after dads surgery, and we were still getting used to having a father without any limbs. We traveled down there without a care in the world trying to escape the world we used to live in.''

''You were always so carefree back then, before the incdent that changed our lives happened.You would always laugh and play no matter how grim the situation was at hand. As all those Palistinian children were being executed in front of us by a group of angry mexicans you just sat there and laughed and laughed to hide your fear. Ha such adventures we used to go on. You used to love those pranks you used to pull, such as when you put a rock under dads brake pedal or when you framed those palistinian children for stealing an entire shipment of the mexican cartel's cocain. You're such a joker.''

''But sadly as we drove away from that world to escape to north dakota we had to say goodbye to all our old friends and continued on to a new life. We arrived in a small town called amdnarg. We were still young and dumb back then so we thought we were just going on vacation. Little did we know this would be our home. But then as we drove in to the motel 6, we saw a pool with the most joyous of slides. We ran to the pool like moths to a light, me you and dad all had a blast, we would push eachother down to the slide. you even got dad to go down that slide, but im sure he didnt like the water cause we couldnt find him anywhere after he went in. Probably trying to dry off somehwere HAHAHA!''

''But sadly our lives changed after that. we got the horrible news that our father had gone missing, our mother was devestated, i went out to look for him while you stayed to comfort mother, sadly even though you made your Efforts to comfort her, she took her own life by stabbing herself 27 times in the back and then removing all her limbs post-mortem. it was so depressing that 12 police officers killed themselves in a similar fashion as well as 3 swat members decapitating themselves in sadness. Thankfully one strong willed swat member gave you a running hug to comfort you, it was so full of care it took you and him off your feet and down 2 floors of stairs, he then proceded to clean off the blood on your face with his fist over and over and over again till you were so clean you wouldnt move. He then took you away in the back of a police car to give you to a better family that could take care of you. He said something about giving you the electric hair, i dont know i wasnt really listening, im not really sure why would need that but he was pretty into the idea of letting you have it.''

anyhow what a christmas eve am i right?