BGG PROLOGUE CHAPTERS 1-4

THE CHRONICLES CHAPTER 1 THROUGH 4

-Chapter 1: Rise of GilgaZer and the Creation of the God's of Grovelandia-
So a liberal and a conservative walk into a bar except the liberal is blue and the conservative is green and then there was a green guy what would he b????? O ya, cant ask the mac lover, anyweigh so keniy and bherrington walk into a bar.....keny was hospitalized with a concussion, billy was ok. In fact the bar got scared and turned into a semen tank filled to the brim so billy made kenyi a semen smoothie and there kenny is in his hospital bed guzzling his semen smoothie and he hits some sort of galactical euphoria at the same level as if all mac were destroyed and apple collapsed and there kenny is flying around Jupiter on his semen trip and Billy decides to steal his blazblu case, but kennys blazblu senses tingle and his erection immediately subdued into a floppy state, mimicing that of a half thawed out rotten banana in a slightly melted wiener balloon. Billy then proceeds to summon his good friend van darkholme who ties up kenny to an X-shaped crucifix and strip him of his clothes and wrap him in skin tight leather coated in anteater jizz. He then followed up by rubbing kenys nipple with an electric nipple rake taser to which kenny replies O YES SIR n billy says Ha YOU LIKE THAT and then kenny fisted him self with his head and went further until he dissapeared, and then he disintegrated into wolfy. Wolfy then went all aahahahahaaaa and died. Then Keny proceeded to walk home except he got lost so he decided to take a nap when he woke up he decided to create the great being zer, slayer of virgins. Zer ruled over his city known as zu, where he weighted for a while. Then Keny created talljsz from stone and threw him to earth in the forest where he grew up as an inocent boi. 1Day the fine lass bfsim came to the forest and tempted talljsz with fleshly pleasures. Talljsz fisted bfsim nose deep and lost his innocence. Zer needed a new bag of skittles so he travelled to the forest where he found talljsz and said "sup nig were best friends now".And then they did.

Then talljsz stepped on zers kicks and zer said yo wtf. Nig?, then they fought zer ripped talljszs pants from the ass region and talljsz returned the favor. A worthy opponent. They were all like hey handsome lets get dessert so they got parfeits. 2B continue

On the way back talljsz grabbed zers member and started jackng him off. Zer fell asleep and said ok then they did. While at the city of zu, zer and talljsz sang beautiful hymns and used ipads instead of clay disks for shooting practice. Suddenly they heard of the legend of lj h. So they went out to slay him. *50 pages of preperation later* Then zer grabbed lj h and talljsz thrust his penis down lj hs eyes and throat while stabbing through the chest. It was the wildest bdsm in history. Lj h was then slain. Soon after talljsz died for some reason, he probably choked on his smorgasboard from laughing while watching leo eat a pecan salad HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAAHHAAHHHHAAHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA. Zer was devastated. He left zu to find immortality. He arrived at placelandburgshire and sailed across the styx and then a gathering of angels appeared above his head they sang to him a song of hope and this is what they said, they said COME SAIL AWAY COME SAIL AWAY COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME NOOOOW baby. Then he arrived at the plant thing in andrews dining room which grants immortality. Then satan turned into scout who then turned into a snake and grabbed the plant thing swam away. Zer was all like no :'-C then some stuff happened and he began talking to talljsz somehow(what the hell was goin on at this point in the actual story?) then zer said, "when life gives you lemons you gotta get in one little fight and my mom got scared and said youre goin to your uncle and aunt in belair. i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and there were dice in the mirror. If anything i could say that this cab was rare,i said oh well nah forget it, yo homes to belair! I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8, i yelled to the cabie yo homes smell ya later. I arrived at my kingdom, i was finally there. Seat of throne as prince of belair. What would Carleton's reaction b

-Chapter 2: Lil boi andrew’s inferno-
1 day lil boi andrew is walkin thru forest wen bitch harpy leo jumps from tree and scares andrew and he runs out of car bcoz he is afraid of knives, andrew finds the lad jooey. Jooey is like, hei andrew cum wif me to kennys house so he did.

They get 2 the g8s of kanis haus where rachel sez u r not allowed. and then they went. They arrive at keinos house where they first meat kennys sister n shes like jooey ur a niiger, and kenny is gay. Then she sailed andrew n jooy across the river archeron where they arrived at kenyos kitchun. The kitchen was full of sinners who wear pig disguisting ugly-UGLY hipster glasses. There punishment is to endure the lash of the spanking time and time again. B4 leavin jooey opens all the cabinets and takes out all the glasses and spices and puts them in a cute lil pile. Jooey and andrew cunt in you 2 the next circlel where they meat keonys mom. Kemnys mum is all like look @ ME im hot. This room was 4 ppl who wear converse shoes or shoe fag shoes. These ppl must sulfur from beeing electro tazed by nipple rakes. These nipple rakes dell iver 9trillion joules of electricy to youre nipples. B4 leafing jooey sez 2 andrew, "waht do asians do when they have an erection?" and andrew sez "what!" joeyo rep lies "they vote". Ehehehhejehehehehehehue

andrew got cancer and faints.

Ever1 laughs at our lil richboi n jooey must carry him UPstairs. B4 that they go into knuis living rewm. This area is 4 ppl who have cum it ted the sin of beatsbydreury. These ppl must b forced 2 listoon to KID CUDI OOOOOOOOOOAUGH. KID CUDDI??!!!?? Suddenly andrew wakes up when he smells the fresh scent of thrusting knives. Jooey leads andree UPstairs where they go 2 kenys dads room. There they find kennys dad aka kenney shooting kenny with deagles while playing starcraft. This area is 4 ppl who commit the sin of ipadownery. Here sinners r constantly having knives thrusted at them and scream like lil girls. Then kennys dad aka kenny runs u over an says ICE COL' BABY! And then it happend........ICE COL'BABY! Andrew fain ted again from knives and everyone laughed as if they saw kennys penis.

Jooey woke andrew up by pouring altoid flavored coke zero down andrews urethra and andrew said HEEAEEEY And they went. Upon arriving to the last room aka kenys room They found that the door had been sealed shut extremely tight like the casino in oceans 11. It was guarded by thousands of muscly slave bois in jabroni outfits. Jooey and andrew came up wif a plan.

They walked in.

Suddenly, kenny punched jooey in the face becoz jooey walked in on kenny takin a shower an he scream like lil bitch and kenny aka kenny heard and was dissapoint in his son. Andrew n jooey enter the lair of kennys room where ppl who have commited the sin of macloverly live. These sinners suffer the ultimat f8 of forever recieving leos twitter updates on their iphones. Andrew broke down in tears wen he realized this is where he would end up for being a dirty mac lover, but all hope was knot lost as the rainbow homo-mage son of kenny aka kenny kenny proposed a plan. First they would find the shed, go in, get the keys and OOOOOUAGH WHEN SUDDENLY YIN MAO OF THE WU TANG CLAN BUSTED IN THRU THE WINDOOOOW TO THE WALL. SWEAT DRIP DOWN MAH BALLS. AWW SKEET SKEET MOFUCKA. kenny used his signautre move on yin mao. Kenny fondled yin maos scrotum in his palm ever so softly. This brought yin mao to a weakened state and his legs gave in. Kenny decided to then circumsize yin mao and put his foreskin in his foreskin collection which he would eventually use to develop his flesh rifle. Suddenly the rest of the wu tang clan bust thru the door to hlep yin mao. Smooth and tangy(Of the sunny d sector) pinned kenny to the wall and began to fondle his back fat while rubbin lotion on his lizard skin. Yin mao stood up and summoned thrustinyeager who turned yin mao into a tiger. Upon seeing this kenny turned into a lizard and they began battle. Andrew and jooey realized the situatuion was growing dangerous and this greatly turned them on. They began to mastrubate using some of the liquified foreskin in kennys closet. Then kenny came out. The battle was getting most vicious as the sonic booms of eachothers concurrent ass slappings were breaking the sound barrier causing the gooch of everyone in a 20 kilogram radius to rupture. And then from the shadows the goddess of the lockerroom, unami came down and calmly exclaimed, ITS MAHVEL BAYBEE! And then she softly ripped the cocks of smooth and tangy off and stuffed them in kennys ears so he couldnt see what was 2 cum. Yin mao screamed very loudly and because of the rules of dragon ball z the louder you scream the more powerful you become. Yin mao grew to the power as if someone stole kennys blazblu case.

And then jooey stole kennys blazblu case.

Kenny grew 50x in power and andrew slapped kenny really fast on the face and he was quickly subdued. Unami then grew a 20000watt long shlong which she used to violently penetrate yin maos puckered asshole. Yin mao trembled with an unmarred mix of pain and pleasure. Andrew, being the white boi he is was horrified. Jooey and keny both started jacking eachother off. Yin mao showed unami a picture of kennys penis and  she broke down in laughter. He swiftly escaped leaking dozens of kilometers of semen on the way out. Andrew n jooey made their escape from kennys house and met the beautiful sun set with the approaching starry sky. Suddenly leo turned the corner down the street and crashed into andrews car which was parked on the side of the road. wat allis dogs reaction b?

-         INTERMISSION –

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Andrew: God damn it skip LOP nick kid is apparently going to confront me today at lunch

Nathan: Shove his hand in his urethra then fist him and internally shake his hand

-Chapter 3: Lil Boi Andrew's Youth-
1th up on a tim e andrew was live hapi leif in knothole vill age. 1Nc day his moter went out 2 travel the lands be cause she was tire d of all the mac loving faggots at her how s. She are ived at the village of wumplecrest wear she found the miss tickle stick thing. She walked in a hows to find an uglyUGLY family. 1 of the chill jren stood out. She was a fare maid in with flowing gold locks and eyes as blue as kennys emotions when he looks at himself in the mirror. Andrewmom decide id 2 take this child in her car e. 1 day andrew was @ home maestro bate ing to incest. Not just incest, but child incest. Not just child incest but gay child incest. Andrew was most turned on from this and came enough buckets to fill 99.999.314.7 buckets of semen tanks. His moter burst in the room and caught andrew by soup rise. He swiftly turned around to c his moter with a most em bear ist express shin. Her face was as red as swansons ass cheeks. Andrew was too absorbed in his deep dark fantasy 2 stop. His lode exploded in his moters face filling her nose, eyes, mouth, and uterus. OH CUM ON! Said andrews mom. Andrew went into shower to bathe himself in fermented almond jizz. LATER in the week lil boi andrew wood make his weigh to carthage(LOL!) to beg in his stud e's. He left and rode his whorse joyee. He was very slow so andrew jacked him off to speed him up. Lil boi andrew put on his sandpaper gloves and began to viciously mastrubate his whorse. Joyee was most excited and ran with the grate speed of sonique. They arrived at carthage in about 10 min. Here lil boi andrew resided to his quarters where he found leo strewn out naked on his bed eyes with velvet sheets draped over his manly features including a supple set of perky man breasts, greasy love handles, and the hilly fold of his stomach. Leo was eyeing lil boi andrews ass. Andrew turned 360 degrees and walked away. He decided to visit his professor, mr darp. Mr darp indulged andrew on the fancies of lords of the lockerroom. While andrew was very intrigrued it was not enough to hold his interest. Andrew decided to see his other pro fessor, oh misser sir. Miiiser sir took out various tools that piqued his deep dark interests. From his magical pocket miiiiser sir took out a flogger, spiked whip, mouth gag, rubber paddle Hand cuffs, enema machine, tight leather body suit, spiked neck collars, hot cold lube, surgical gloves, extended rubber gloves, candle wax, caddle prod, and a picture of kennys penis. Lil boi andrews involvment in darkholmeism was the cause of his prolonged downfall. Lil boi andrew began visiting various websites to increase his knowledge and learn the practices of darkholmeism. His iphone history was soon filled with sites such as bondageplaypen.net and videos like hotmencoolboyz.avi such a press-i -dense did these pract ices now in flew ince the daily root teen of lil boi andrew. It was now that lil boi andrew was convinced he needed a slaveboi of his own. Over the months lil boi andrew traveled the miss tickle land of shinnipori. Time and time again did he delve in the grave to collect kennys self esteem, confidence, and penis to construct the ultimate lil bitch. Lil boi andrews obsession lead(Pb) to the swift UP bringing of the slaveboi brigade. Wif the flip of a switch the giant nipple taser ran a current of electricity through theyre bodies awakening them. Oh yes sir! Screamed one of the slave bois. Lil boi andrew tied them to ropes and restrained them. He began to tase their nipples with his rake and there moans of mixed pain and pleasure made lil boi andrew less than limp. LATER he reeled them in on leashes to his secret layer. He un leashed them but they decided to. Thay grabed lil boi andrews limbs preventing lil boi andrew from mooving and began to tickle lil boi andrews doodledizzles. Lil boi andrew said ozertallbfjzhymns and they bound lil boi andrew to an X shaped cruise suffix. They beat the shitsu out of lil boi andrew and thats how scout was born. They walked.

Lil boi andrew yelled Fuckin slaves, get your ass back here! Because this is way too easy?-E. Recticle disfunction. Lil boi andrew then died from can sars. Over the too years lil boi andrew that had of his time was spent in make of lil boi andrew creation he forgot to his sister and respond letter.

Dear judas priest, iron maiden is my life. -sin seer lee L.B. Andrew.

With his slavebois now gone lil boi andrew decided to return to his home town of white boi land to see his sister judas priest.lil boi Andrew arrive home? And judas priest was in kitchen talking to sink and sink say Plz clean dish tank yew. Judas preist got mad at lil boi andrew and blamed sink on him. Big boi andrew came in and made this face: :-)8. And told her daughter to do the dishes. So got ready and broght the dishes to bed with her so she could do them. Lil boi andrew got peanut butter and jealous so he travled to the mystical mountain of elginia. Big boi andrew called lil boi andrew a dumbass and he went to go use his mac making the situation very very ironique. Lil boi andrew wand erd the beaut e of elginia from the royal pal ass cuss i no forest to the magnif i scent splendor of black people having gayng wars. Sudden lee a jabroni like figure silhouetted in the dis tance. It aproached lil boi andrew with tim like speed and bee fort he gnue it the pepperoni jabroni that lil boi andrew had create ted was stand ding hear beef ore hymn. Heeeeeeeey andrew :->:->:-DXDXD^___^ said the monster. U cUmMiN? :-));-):-O:^),..,. Lil boi andrew said no! I will get eaten by monser! And he responded, no andrew, you are the monster! And then andrew was a stick thing. 2 b CUNT IN YOU..............................................................................XD.....................................................,..............................but who was scout???

Lil boi andrew foolowd the pepperoni jabroni back to his haus. But this is my house! Said the monster, and they walked in. The monster told lil boi andrew his tail. my name is kwaosko, im a teacher. A preformance teacher. I fulfill peoples fantasies....their deep dark fantasies. I wanted to be a writer. I was involved in over 250 "plays" including meet my meat, starring HAMlet, pair-a-dick lust starring dirty stan, dantes incesto, and gilgameshs booty call. None of them really worked out so i turned my house into a classroom where kids cum all the time. Fist club is 300 dollars........three. Hundred. Dorrars. Woooooooooooooooooooow. I spent alot of my daze behind my desk watching my stud ents. Day after day when they werent looking i would leave them very us toy like spinning studded dildos and condams. They enjoyed these toys most sexually so as time went on the toys i left became more and more grotesque. Eventually i left things such as horse penis dildos stapled to engine pistons. The day came when i Decided to make my a pro ch to my favo writ stud endt, gay boi keny. I walkdd towards hymn w/ whip in hand and jabroni outfit fully strapped on, bulge bulging. I stood above gay boi keny and licked my lypz and cracked my whip. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOIN, said gay boi keny. He shot me in the butt and i said THANK YOU SIR! and gay boi keny ran off. I was now alone and angry so i raged mastrubated with a sand blaster. lil boi andrew stood there after listening to the story. What!? Said lil boi andrew and he left. He return to mac lover father and brother and andrew told them his dell broke and they got really horny and started gang banging scout. Scout said: bark, and walked away.

Lil boi andrew decided to leave to kenosha to go to carthage(LOL!) to learn more on the top ick of mac loving to constrct a partner for his jabroni monsta. He left with his good friend slim boi tim to study together. They arrived at carthage(LOL!) and lil boi andrew began his studies. Fistly, he played the ancient mystical game of alderman. This gave lil boi andrew a stroke. It gave me a stroke too. Fucking. Alderman. Sexondly, lil boi andrew played block fight. Jesus christ this shit was fucking incredible. Thirdly, lil boi andrew played fish listening to radio. This was truly one of the most perfect masterpieces ever created. Its pristine graphics, the harmonic soundtrack, the sleek cunt trolls and fluid gameplay were too much to hand el. Lil boi andrew passed out from playing it be coz lil boi andrew came lil boi andrews weight in semen. When lil boi andrew woke up lil boi andrew decided to start on the pepperoni jabronis project. Lil boi andrew built a female jabroni who was boss of the gym and would wrestle with the jabroni so he would not be lone lee. The jabroni watched lil boi andrew from the window like how tim does to kenny when kenny plays video games but kenny doesnt know. Lil boi andrew made a tiny tear on the female jabronis wumpus gland and lil boi andrew went teeheheheeyeeye thatll show him. The jabroni got really angry becoz lil boi andrew broke the boss of the gym and swore revenge. Lil boi andrew had a nervous breakdown and ran back to his house to snuggle with his pooh bear and suckle his thumb. On the way back lil boi andrew got lost and ended up at Northwesterniia which he thought was the ghetto because lil boi andrew was a rich sheltered wite boi who didnt know who miranda cosgrove was. Suddenly a nigger jumped out from behind a stop sign which lil boi andrew just blew(deep) and he said: yuno what it is black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black m yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black m yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yell ow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yel.w black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow. black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black blue black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow black. 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The people of northwesterniia blamed lil boi andrew for gay boi kenys death and they sent him to the masters dungeon to suffer his punishment. Here in the done gin lil boi andrew suffered the lash of the spanking 20 hours a day and slept the other 6. Lil boi andrews father the rich mac lover of rich boi land aka money bags von macloverly de richboisburg came on lil boi andrews aid. He showed the done gin master irrefutable proof that lil boi andrew was in a cint and he released him. Lil boi andrew rushed back home to make sure his sister was ok but he made sure to keep the speed limit because he is afraid of the police. upon returning home lil boi andrew began mair idge planning for hymn and his cyst er. They decided 2 have there mare idge at torchland summit upon the piles of piles. Lil boi andrew REMEMBERED that the pepperoni jabroni was weighting 4 hymn so lil boi andrew entered the haus first. Lil boi andrew heard a scream outside and then he was a tack by the jabroni monster. He calmly sprinted outside 2 find his sister dead and she whispered her fine al words to lil boi andrew........DO U REMEMBER.

This griefed lil boi andrew gr8tly and he decided to mastrubate for a week straight to get over it. 1 week later he was over it but his dell died because it couldnt handle an entire week of hardcore gay interracial incest necrophelic conjoined twin child porn. Lil boi andrew then contracted perpetual limp dick syndrom and swore revenge. He went to mayor thrustinyeagers haus for help but he said ok and was too busy mastrubating. Lil boi andrew traveled north to find the jabroni and used scout as a sled dog but scout heard kissy noises and ran away. The end.

lil boi andrew was suddenly in frozen ocean and screamed ice col baby! And was picked up by captain pirate yao springfield. What are you sexy kids doin!? Said yao as he hoisted lil boi andrew up by his gooch hook. Lil boi andrew was tired and went to sleep on the ship. The jabroni snuck in during lil boi andrews last moments and made fun of his limp dick. Captain yao burst in and-BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW the jabroni slithered out of the ship like a kenny eel and was never herd from again. What nick kids reaction b?

-Chapter 4: The Gathering of the Gachimuchi Alliance and the rise of Slim Boi Tim-
It was a cold day on the night of the warm sunny july evening. The flowers were blooming and the snow clouds were rolling in as the leaves began to fall from the trees. It had been around 1200 years since our hero the mac lovin, purple wearin, carthage goin, cock zero drinkin, fry hoggin, afraid of knives, afraid of the police, ipad owning, fry hoggin, nervoys breakdown havin, paranoid, white boi, rich boi, pooh bear snugglin, plan dodging because of tired, thinks rich people area is ghetto, apps addicted, gator wing hating, bmw hating, dirty liberal, christ fanatic, bumbletown nigger, clustraphobic, arachnaphobic, phobicphobic, pc avoiding, baccano hating, xbox loving, cant tie his own shoes, beats by dre wanting, all songs sound the same on iphonin, aka lil boi andrew aka Little Boi de la Andrew Clan von Maclover le Valliere los Carthiginian Vi Elgina de Firenzia of the Wu Tang clan master of all liberals and mac lovers, chief slave to apple, deputy macstroker, and god and savior of kennys limp penis. But for the sake of the story we shall call him lil boi andrew had last made his appearance on the world of grovelandia. Last we had seen of him andrew had died of perpetual limp dick syndrom at the feet of the pepperoni jabroni and now was out to seek a most horny revenge but first, a cure. The first idea was to collect a ruthless battle team to fight across the galaxy in hopes of maybe finding a cure. Lil boi andrews team composed of gay boi kenny of the gachimuchi alliance. Lil boi andrew rode his trusty steed the joey whorse who had served him many good rides but joey whorse was growing old after 1300 years so this was his and lil boi andrews last ride on eachother. Lil boi andrew decided to make the occasion special so he took joey whorse to ezio and luccia.

They never got in.

Lil boy andrew ordered a platter of spicy elm cum and a pitcher of anglerfish urine. Lil boi andrew and joey whorse had a very roman night but joey whorses time grew short and he died 30 years later. He gained the miss tickle power of niggermortis and lil boi andrew began to viciously jack joey whorse off with his pillow case which was encrusted in flakey hardened semen. Joey whorse was soon castrated, not by the pillow case or the immense friction but rather he began to Disinegrate from immense pleasure. Joey whorse soon faded into oblivion and became a pile of ashes which lil boi andrew put in a syringe and shot int his dick. He came with the force of kenny trying to be bossy and swiftly arrived at gay boi kennys house leaving behind a trail of frozen hardened semen.

Part 1: The Gathering of the Gachimuchi Alliance

Lil boi knocked up gay boi kennys door and he went up to his room. Keny was in room playing an ps3 on his ballsblue. Heeeey deputy dribblewrinkle said gai boi kenny to lil boi andrew. I am the one from your dreams!! said gay boi kenny as he slithered around like an erected eel. Protect the emporer!! Gay boi kenny fisted lil boi andrew out the window and landed on kennys cat which he blamed on gay boi kenny. Lil boi andrew left without gay boi keny and decided to go get his sexond ally, slim boi tim. Lil boi andrew and gay boi keny first decided to stop at 711 on the way to slim boi tims castle. At 711 lil boi andrew and gay boi kenny met the fyagit prince brandonius. Gay boi kenny did an interpretive dance and fyagit king brandonium melted into a pile of torchland this is how torchland was made. Lil boi andreew and gay friend hopped in the BM doubles wif da rifing strape and lil boi andrew accelerated at such a speed as if someone hung a twinky filled with child porn infront of Tim's face. BADASS. On the way to slim boi tims mansion a leaf grazed lil boi andrews car and lil boi andrew freaked out and began polishing his car all over by using his scrotum as a rag and fermented half solidified pigeon jizz as a wax. They carried on to slim boi tims house but met an untimely fate when suddenly a honda acura driving with the skill of a quantaplegic grandma crashed into the BM double. With BM double gone lil boi andrew and gay boi kenny did not survive the crash and had to make it on foot from there on out. The snow was deep as tim is fat so lil boi andrew decided to walk on kennys foot prints so hee wouldnt get snow in his sandles. Kennys walking style was most awkward and lil boi andrew succumbed to the blazing heat and passed out half way to slim boi tims apartment and decided to walk back to the car.

He drove.

Gay boy andrew and lil boi kenny were stand outside the door to tims shaq and they yell tiiiiiiim in the quietest of voice to get his attention. Slim boi tim Then open door and ate gay boi keny and lil boi andrew just by looking at them. Lil boi andrew decided to escape by telling gay boi keny that someone touched his blazblu case so kenny put his own head in his own andrews ass and walked out slim boi tims severed urethra. They decided not to take slim boi tim wif because he would not fit in lil boi andrews BM double. Lil boi andrew decided he would recruit the dark mystical assassin kwaskio auditori de midlothian. Lil boi andrew and gay boi kenny fisted their way to kwaskis house to babbysit their kids. Their trip was too easy? So they began jacking eachother off and arrived in about 10 min. They knocked up the door and it made little door babies. Shapeshifter kwaski answered the door in the form of jacwaski and made lil boi andrew take a bath in him. Gay boi kenyy walked in to other room and met kwawkis kids. Haaaay sailorz! Said gay boi kenny in a most flamboyant voice. This greatly angered kwaskis kids and they began to viciously gangbang gay boi kenny. Scout flew in on ice skates and joined in. Bark, said scout in a most softly erect voice. Then scout became terry cruz and pooped solid blocks of old spice in gay boi kennys mouth. Gay boi kenny met up with lil boi andrew, coated in semen but with very fresh breath and this became a new orbit commercial which gay boi kenny and lil boi andrew got rich off of. They decided to buy semen tanks studded in spinning explosive diamond zebra cocks so no one would dare take their semen. Kwawksi and the fag boi duo hopped in the BM doubles but kwaski was not satisfied enough and shape shafted into a veyron bugwaski and rode lil boi andrew all night until his legs went numb for about 19 min. With the gachimuchi brotherhood now complete they made their merry way to slim boi tims house to slay slim boi tim and find out where lil boi andrews parents truly think of him. UPon arrival they found slim boi tim waiting at the window watching gay boi kenny eat lunch and slapping his meaty fingers on the table really fast. They sneaked past slim boi tim and engaged him in a fight. This would be the battle of the century, a truly vicious fight, the battle to end all battles. The gachimuchi gangbang squad had prepared for this fight for mirrions of years. It was too late to back Down now. The gachimuchi ass flap platoon ass umed theyre respective fighting stances and began to glow with a most heroic aura. Slim boi tim attempted to inTimidate them by swinging his neck around really fast and spewing if the flames of the tim burp which smelled like sun baked semen and alkaselzter. He also tried to tell a GREAT story in hopes of killing them from a combination of boredom and laughter. It was now the time, the fated moment. The battle was now to commence, and thus it did.

The end.

first lil boi andrew started off by ferociosiously mastrubating by putting his dick in a revolver barrel and fired it really fast until his penis layed in neat even segments around tims howse. GYOD DYAMEEIT KYENIY!!!! Said slim boi tim in a most nasly voice. He was swiftly defeated.

Part 2: The Rise of the Gachimuchi Alliance

Kwasku shapshafted into an eel and quickly consumed all of lil boi andrews penis segments and vommited a new penis. It was a most pristine weapon which kwaski named the photon phallus BH. He stored the photon phallus Bh between his buttocks and went on his merry way. With slim boi tim defeated the gachimuchi cool boyz group learned from a note stored under the flap of tims breast fat was that they must open up an ice cream shop in order to fund the gachimuchi ball busting squadron's goals. Lil boi andrew left with his team to baskin robins and jacked off every employee until they all turned to a pile of goopy stuff like when you kill someone with a plasma gun in fallout. They replaced all the flavors with new flavors such as needledick euphoria, grundleshonk rebellion, hammerquilt crustly clog crunch, humpgrip souflet, shrivlecrunk 40%, deepwood buffet, simpleshine throatyogurt, grimey tundra melon, helium buttblast synthesizer, bismuth beige bloat thrust, feldspar frankenberry fog, horsespunk clog removal, predigested grappleberry burst, rough stroke friction fluid, shimmer shaft veiny delight, moist supreme dunkus growth, cloudy day dream, hat store damp day porno, grumpy underbelly growth, early morning wank, warm tim pocket brand candy, shaftberry burst, sandclogged urethral moan melon, basketball bump lubetime spunk, fermented teatime broth, vintage kennypenis decay, pain inducing losenge leak, roughspank gerrycurl, glamarous castration phenomenon, Ru pauls down south chicken seasoning, choclate knuckle holla scoop, and cherry.

Business wasnt doing so well because passerby customers thought the ice cream flavor names were too bland. Kwoski improvised an idea and decided rather to have keneny stand our side and belly dance. Kenny took off his shirt and began flailing around like a fish out of tims butthole. A lil boy stopped and said, "holy shit dad look at that motherfucking lizard go!" and the dad replied, "oh my fucking god lets go check it out dad" so they went. Kwoski shapeshafted into a neon arrow pointing to the illustrious ice cream selextion. It was then they noticed that they had set up shop in tims basement and decided to choose a better location. Once re opened mirrions of customers began pouring in. In no time the entire stock had been sold except for vintage kennys penis decay. Lil boi andrew decided that with such a successful business he would open up a chain. Before they knew it Gachichimuchi Icecream Bros. Parlor had become a national sensation with thousands of stores opened nation wide will make you wide. Sitting on the top floor of the Gachimuchi Bros Icecream Parlor's main ceo building he took the envelope for his very first paycheck. Lil boi andrew took out the safety knife(because he is afraid of knives) to open the envelope. A single 20 dollar bill fell out and slowly floated down to the desk. Lil boi andrew was filled with orgasmic glee and his pants swiftly filled with solidified semen. Suddenly gabe newell wanted ice cream and ate everysingle gachimuchi store in existence. But it okay. lil boi Andrew had his dolla dolla bill y'all. Lil boi andrew rode the shape shafted kwoskcar down to the mcshell and bought a 20 dollar lottery ticket.

Lil boi andrew got home and didnt know how to play lottery so he asked big boi andrew aka maclover father how to. Big boi andrew got furious and began gruesomly banging scout. Gay boi kenny gave lil boi andrew a penny to quell the retardery in the room but jew boi leo flew in and stole it. Shapshafter kwoski turned into a studded tiger penis and lil boi andrew beat the shit out of the lottery ticker with him. Lil boi andrew looked at the results and found he had won ¥£$€1,000,000,000,000 wooooooooow. This was enough to fund the gachimuchi ass proder Guild for about 10min.

Part 3: The Invasion of the Haan Dynasty

With their new funds the gachimuchi funtime rapesquad began to mount their force to invade the haan dynasty. A most insurmountable army was devised comprising of thousands of slave bois armed with studded whips, jabroni armor, and nipple rake lightning guns. Each slave boi platoon was lead by a semen tank filled to the brim. Its ammo comprised of the omega semen mixture of hundreds of different animals from eagles to elm trees. A force was mounted at torch land summit and the army mounted in perfect formation atop the piles of piles. They marched the golden stairs to the heavens where they fought against the general steve jobs. The slave boi brigade made quick work of the apple soldiers, assfucking them until they pleaded alliance to the wonders of pc. Unfortunatley kwoski and lil boi andrew knew nothing of computers so they spent the battle fisting eachother with their turpentine scented nuclear phallus flails. General jobs began to employ many of his secret weapons such as nosejobs, blowjobs, handjobs, rimjobs, fistjobs, goochjobs, shaftjobs, fallopianjobs, jobjobs, jobstoppers, scrotjobs, flapjobs, strokejobs, cumjobs, and sexual foreplay. General jobs managed to strike the gachimuchi 5th aerial cum catcher platoon down to the alps with his vast array of -jobs yet kwosk and lil boi andrew were too involved in what eachothers indulgance deep in ass, and gay boi kenny was too busy playing balzblu. Seeing as his attack had little effect on the 3th gachimuchi infantry division, general jobs decided to use his ultimate attack - he summoned the mac lover father big boi andrew to attack using the power of his mac loverly faggotry. Mac lover father summoned his ultimate attack and summoned the set of stairs in his pool house. Lil boi andrew did four hundred and twenty back flips and summersaults simultaneously and nuked the shit out of the stairs but it had little effect. Lil boi andrew decided to make kissy noises and scout shot out of the alps and ran up the stairs barking the twilight zone theme all like arf arf arf arf. The stairs broke and mac lover father had 12rd simultaneous strokes, aneurysms, and orgasms and disinegrated into a stick thing. General jobs was on his last limp and decided he would take out his final wepon? Out from Between his supple breasts general jobs took out the apple of eden and granted himself 12,000 tentacle penises, each a different color of the rainbow. Gay boy kenny prepared his anus from which shot out the miss tickle shaft cancer launcher. Kwoski pickdd up the pristine wepon glimmering in gay boi kennys fecal matter and blasted general jobs in the face with a mighty torrent of semen. Jobs was defeated and sentenced to 12 years of terminal cancer.

The most cheerful gachimuchi penis paraders continued on their way through the haan dynasty when they arrived at wumpleshire university. Here the autist lord leo, ruler of the maple world and dominion of his grandparents basement controlled the main stream of funds for the haan dynastys army. Autist lord leo was the supreme jew of his vast army of jew who pinched every penny like how kenny pinches his nipples when he looks at himself in the mirror in the morning. The gachimuchi stealth strike team slithered their ways through the urethras upon urethras of hallways that mazed the school structure. From one room they heard the nerd rage noise of someone yelling at league of losers. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KENNY WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT JOKING AROUND THIS GAME IS FUCKING SERIOUS AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGMEWELOSEEVERFUCKINGGAMEBECAUSEOFYOUSONOFABITCH WHERES MY PROTEIN BAR AND SALAD. There was no doubt that the fat man titted autist lord layed behind the door on his throan of grease surrounded by lettuce leaves and granola chunk. Upon opening the door the gachimuchi wet dream inception crew found the autist lord strewn out across his faded velvet sheets passed out from insurmountable rage and hatred towards gay boi kennys league of losers skill. Gay boi kenny decided to jack off and cum on the autist lords hands to play a trick on him. Gay boi kenny plucked a feather from the hidden wings on his butt and began to tickle leos nutsack. "God damn i wanna plow the shit out kaitlyn right now" said leo. He woke up to find what gay boi kenny was doing to him. Haha caught you red handed, said gay boi kenny. Leo looked at his hands and tthey were indeed red. Gay boi kenny wonderred why his cum was red and looked down at his penis to find nothing. Absolutley nothing. Just a colorless space as if staring straight at a black Hole. A flat plain of nothingness that when you look at, you think "kennys penis! Kennys penis!" the sight of kennys penis caused the autist lord to break down in a roar of laughter and he put his wrist up to his mouth when he laughed making himself look like an utmost retard but exclaimed he did that so he wouldnt be rude. Autist lord leo died from laughter from kennys penis and all was well in the world. The end.

suddenly the jew army rose to avenge the autist lord who got over the sight of kennys penis and got back up to attack the gachimuchi semetic extermination buttplower platoon. With a swift autistic motion the autistt lord did a back flip into his own ass and flew out of his own mouth summoning his assive army. 10Mirrion troops dripped out in a chunky torrent from leos ass. This made the gachimuchi rumpram brigade most nervous and they attempted a plan which gay boi kenny came UP with from his gooch. Lil boi andrew and kwoski grabbed the rims of kennys asshole and stretched them out ass far as they could. Eventually kennys hole was the size of the grand canyon and out of it poured an entire army of muscle men. Each of them decided to frolic on the beach. Then kwoski shapshafted into superglue and coated the huge arms of every single muscle man. They all shoved their arms into the ground coating their arms in sand. Each muscleman fisted a one of the jew soldiers violently soft up to their armpits. Gay boy kenny punched lil boi andrew and he said bing bong in response causing all of the musclemen to explode in an ocean of multicolored semen. The autist lord was now alone again but fleed to his house to hide behind his imaginary nigger and bangmaid. When the gachimuchi dunkus divers arrived in the autist lords basement they found the autistt lord violently humping the air. Kwwoski shapeshafted into a hummer which lil boi andrew put a silencer on and snuck up in the autist lord with. Lil boi andrew took a hydraulic pump connected to a semen tank big enough to hold 12 kenny drip loads filled to the brim with pumbo and jammed it up the autist lords ass and flipped that shit on. Within years the autist lord was filled with pumbo which began to ooze out of his every pore in fine strands kind if like that one playdough toy that makes spaghetti strands From the hair when you push it down. Unfistunatley the autist lord remained undefeated. Gay boi kenny being the klepto he is went through leos mail and found a free subscription to wow for a month. Leo was never heard from again.

The gachumuchi urine testing crew rolled on through the haan dynasty where they then found themselves In the lair of slim boi tim who seeked revenge on the gachimuchi deepthroat professionals. Tim turned on the lights to reveal the stage of a gaym show. Buff shiny men in fishnets and fish dildos stapled to their nipples poured out from the curtains and grabbed gay boi kenny by his limbs and all started to beat the everliving shit out of him. ORDYER EEEIYN THE CYOURRT said slim boi tim naisly as he rested his head on his soft supple sausage fingers and banged the mallet really fast like he does at the lunch table but doessnt notice and its funny to everyone else. Slim boi Tim built an exact replica of gay boi kennys room out if frankensense and mur on the stage and watched gay boi kenny do his daily menial tasks just like how he does in real life but kenny doesnt notice. Round 1 of the gaym show involved the prize/penalty wheel from who wants to be a mirrion troops wooooooow. Slim boi tim grabbed hold of lil boi andrew by the breast handles and impaled his gooch on the center of the wheel and spun it around. When it stopped spinning lil boi andrew's lil boi penis was pointing at a p-anal-ty square. The gachimuchi happy fun time fist fucker assosciation was forced to live out their greatest fears. First up was gay boi kennys fear. Gay boi kenny woke up in a dark room, dizzy and damp. He couldnt see very well and fumbled around the various scattered props laying around the room. Gay boi kenny found a wall and slid his hand down it in hopes of finding a light switch. Gay boi kenny took hold of a most limp object and jerked it forward until the room was coated in a fine film of semen which lit up the room with its bright flourescent glow. Gay boi kenny had discovered that he was in a closet and waded through the room which was now fulled waist deep in semen. Gay boi kenny opened the door and found that he was in the department of motorvehicles and was being forced to get his license. Gay boi kenny attempted to flea but was trapped By a tim forcefield that only let him move at tim speed. The master took out her secret wepon: Thor, the mighty lighting horse dildo on a stick which boomed with the sound of anal thunder on hit. Master lady beat every orifice on gay boi kennys body, especially the wrinkly plains of his gooch. Gay boi kenny woke up in the drivers seat Strapped down by barbbed piano around his crotch. Gay boi kenny was so scared he dripped himself and wouldnt gallop the car. Master lady took her 1:1 scale giraffe penis, coated it asbestos and shoved it through gay boi kennys ear in 1 fluid(semen) motion. Autist lord leo jumped in to save gay boi kenny and began walking the car away. Suddenly leo ripped hard ass and made noises like a grandpa having an anuerysm. This caused the windows to fog, unfortunatley leo was a most dirty jew and refused to turn the defogger which he didnt know existed because it would use a lil more gas that would cost 1 peso for 12 kennypenismeters. The car crashed into slim boi tim who was busy grooming his bear fur in the middle of a six lane highway. Gay boi kenny woke up because it was way too easy? Now it was lil boi andrews turn for pleasure. slim boi tim forced his whole arm up lil boi andrews urethra and his other arm down his throat and punched his fists together causing lil boi andrew to calmly doze off. Lil boi andrew woke up as a green/red wearing, regular coke drinkin, fry giving, harvard goin, brave toward knives, brave while in the ghetto, never paranoid, never nervous, confident, passive towards knives, over his pooh bear, no fear, but worst of all his mac is now a pc. Also alli has a huge penis in his dream. Big boi andrew lived his life by the way of his dream and in result, won the lottery, benched 1200 lbs, beat the top nascar drivers in a street race in his veyron bugatti, became head of the nypd, perfected van halens eruption solo and played it live at every existing concert, even woodstock 69, singlehandedly won the superbowl, world series, x games, and every olympic medal, out skated tiger woods, out batted paton manning, out balled tony hawk, and out calculused babe ruth, won the nobel peace prize, cured aids, cancer, syphillus, and athletes foot, mapped out every missing part of the world, successfully, made the first trip To mars, solved the problem of entropy, created the first perpetual motion machine, engineered and singlehandedly built a far more advanced particle collider than the LHC, proved einsteins theory of relativity wrong, built a ship that traveled faster than light, found the ultimate answer to the ultimate question, saved every endagered species, tamed all the dinosaurs, genetically modified a pheonix gryphon eagle and flys around on top of it, got kennys cat and scout to get along, cured kennys homosexuality, made tim skinny, motivated joey and made him stop playing zombie farm forever, cured herps herps, cured leos autism and made leo an upstanding person and citizen, took down the apple corporation, exposed huge government secrets, wrote the perfect government, solved world hunger, ended all war, created the perfect philosophy for eternal happiness and eliminated sorrow, but most importantly, he got gabe to lose weight. All in one hour. Big boi andrew had the best day ever(all his days) and went to bed for a most comfortable 26 hour sleep(which only takes him 10min). Lil boi andrew woke up and realized he was living his nightmare his whole life all along. Slim boi tim then went for kwoski. Kwoski was 2 smrat 4 slim boi tims mind gayms and shapshafted into a 12thousand gottabyte harddrive filled to the brim with child porn. Slim boi tim mastrubated insanely hard, gay boi kenny took the heat from the friction and used it to boil water and generate power via steam and turbines. Slim boi tim was mastrubating so furiously that he was simultaneously losing and gaining weight, but was still getting fatter. Thousands of semen tanks were being filled to the brim per minute. Gay boi Kenny used slim boi tims mastrubating friction to generate enough power to power up the kwoski cannon aka the m249(master 249 inch calibur dildo cannon). A volley of whale dildos Baragged tim creating craters like the moon until he looked like the moon(as big as it too). Slim boi tim remained undefeated when suddenly he found gay boi kenny going through his porn folder and had an aneurysm trying to stop him. Slim boi tim passed out and the gachimuchi gentle fist fucking assosciation made their merry way. They made their way up a massive flight of stairs where hundreds of muscly men were Rolling down. At the top lay the throne of nick haanilus who sat there in his friday hat, the small flowers tussling in the breeze. His fishing jacket looked like a suit of armor, pockets full of squeeky chalk. The gachimuchi gentle rape society did a full team charge but the squeeky chalk of haanilus was too much and the mere sound halted them in their tracks. Kwoski shapshafted into a turtle shelled horse fast as a sloth with the swimming speed of an eagle and drove towards haanilus. Haanilus skipped to his bear hut and laughed at kwoski who couldnt do anything due to the pristine engineering of the bear hut making it indestructable. Haanilus laughed like ehehehebebehehehejehe which caused kwoski to explode and haanilus said take that liberals. Lil boi andrew made an attempt at haanilus. He charged haanilus with utmost speed catching him by surprise and knocked him over. Lil boi andrew had haanilus restrained and was ready to make the final blow. Lil boi andrew unsheathed his ka bar but remembered he was afraid of knives and fainted. It was all up to gay boi kenny now(were fucked). Gay boi kenny spread his legs about a standard unit of measurement apart and charged his powers. From between gay boi kennys legs shot a beam of energy which completly enveloped haanilus. Nothing could survive the power of a bb buster. When the beam dissapated nothing was left standing. Gay boi kenny turned around victorious only to find haanilus standing their in a summer dress and the friday hat. This?caused gay boi kenny to turn to a pile of shrimp. Suddenly kwoski got up and in one fluid motion he did a beautiful round house kick into a backflip and landed into splits, spun himself up and grabbed a handful of dirt and tossed it into haaniluss eyes. Haanilus could no longer see clearly now for about 10min. So he went to wash his eyes out.

Part 5: The Adventures through the Deepdick Forest

With the entire haan dynasty defeated the gachimuchi brightcrotch brotherhood made their way through the deepwood forests of grovelandia. Through the thickets of the hardwood trees groups of muscle men froliced hopping from the shonky grope berry bushes to the branches of the creamy nutplain trees. In the center of the forest the gachimuchi wumpus hunting crew found the fabled chest containing the cure to perpetual limp dick syndrome Lil boi andrew ran to the chest to open it but found it required four things: sticky nuts cheerios, a losenge, embalming fluid, and the key to the chest. Lil boi andrew fell to his knees in dissapoint without hopes of ever finding the key. Suddenly the pepperoni jabroni jumped out from a tree and slapped gay boi kenny on the ass as hard as physically possible. Lil boi andrew spotted a key around the jabronis neck and gave chase. Kwoski shape shafted into a rouwlzs rouwyc and they walked out of there. The gachimuchi mothers against drunk fisting assossiaction tracked the pepperoni jabroni to a nearby city. The moon was fully lit, and the jabronis silhouette was clearly visible, especially her erection. The jabroni jumped through the roof of the gym where him and lil boi andrew would pants duel. Fuck you, said lil boi andrew in a most lustful tone. The jabroni ripped off his jabroni outfit, revealing his very close nipples which made slim boi tim very jealous. The jabroni pushed lil boi andrew and slapped lil bois andrew with the force of the combined laughter if you were to show the world kennys penis. The slapping made ripples in the air which broke the walls of the gym. The fighting resumed mid air as lil boi andrew took the stick thing from out of his shaft and coated it with broken glass and metal shavlngs and proceeded to jam it up the jabronis anus regions. This made the jabroni quite butthurt and hooked up his shaft to the alaskan oil pipeline, except it wasnt the alaskan pipeline, it was a bigger pipeline, and it wasnt connected to oil, it was connected to a semen tank the size of the inverse of kennys penis filled to the brim over the years the jabroni had been saving his seed. The jabroni tweaked his nipple like a faucet and outcame a gargantuan current of semen comparable to the size of viagra falls. Lil boi andrew was caught in the flow of semen and began slowly drowning. Suddenly gay boi kenny was driving and ran over everyone in line for the ipad 2. ICE COL' BABY! said kwoski and this caused the semen to permafrost into a neat ball. And that was how the moon was made. The end.

the jabroni was impervious to all forms of attack and weapons leaving no hope for the gachimuchi streetcorner $300 fistfuck deliver postal service, when suddenly Kwoski took out the photon phallus BH which he had earlier crafted. He threw it to lil boi andrew who took the glorios wepon and cut off the jabronis penis into even sections till it looked like a sushi roll. The jabroni fell the floor, phallusless and lil boi andrew made a tiny cut on the jabronis leg, killing him instantly.

Part 6: The cure to Perpetual Limp Dick Syndrom

Lil boi andrew grabbed the key from the jabronis neck and made his way back to the deepwood forest. The sheer exctasy of opening the chest was almost enough to cure lil boi andrews perpetual limp dick syndrom itself. With key turned and top opened the cure lay there before lil boi andrews eyes. Lil boi andrew fisted the chest and upon opening his fist, a picture of kennys penis in striped thighhighs and a lil bow layed there in his palm. UPon such a sight lil boi andrews lil boi penis rage with intesity like if you were to be leo around smoking black guy. Lil boi andrews once forever soft phallus now grew harder than all the foood tim has ever made. With the jabroni defeated and the haan dynasty whipped out and the presents returned to whoville christmas was saved. Some say gay boi kennys penis grew 3x in size that night (3x0 is still 0). The gachimuchi limpless avengers quest cummed to an end and the teaam made their seperate ways. Kwoski returned to land of midlothian to watch kids gangbang scout. Gay boi keni return home to do absolutley nothing like usual and practice castration techniques such as having rough sex with industrial fans, gently raping a blender, or covering it in honey and slapping it on a beehive. Lil boi andrew returned home to uglyUGLY mac loving family. Mac lover father made fun of lil boi andrew like always and yelled at him for petty things like jacking off in the kitchen sink or pooping in the hottub and leaving it on for a few days. Lil boi andrew returned to room, dick most hard, and mastrubated furiosly for the first time in 1300¥. Lil boi andrew outmastrubated tim, the first time anyone had outmastrubated tim ever. Lil boi andrew laughed himself to sleep thinking of kennys penis. wat pooh bears reaction b 2 koski in graduation gown,? p.s. If u were on deserted island an offuce working on computer wen sudenlli long loast brother ill boi andwer cum to help for troubl so u get on Mowter byk to help an lunch off bilding off ramp and do bakfliip ride down rode to fite hedcrab zombie but it too late ill boi andwer was alredy ded wat kwoskkii reactuon b 2 scot in cage? pss if kwoski had eagle vision wat he see in red?